Tumblr (3.0; @marcellacomedy)http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f952f2440bddfe39718ea5e658cbb8b3/tumblr_mogxfqzD621qcnp1eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://byronbowerslive.tumblr.com/post/53077537338/original-slaverface-photo-by-mandeephoto-fb" class="tumblr_blog">byronbowerslive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Original #SlaverFace photo by @mandeephoto #fb</p></blockquote> <p>I love this photograph of one of my favorite comedians to watch, Byron Bowers. Check him out.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/53151118808http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/53151118808Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:44:52 -0700<p>Dear Beyonce,</p> <p>Hey girl! What’s up?! How’s Blu Ive doing? Good, I hope. She’s probably getting so big - how exciting!! Anyways, just wanted to say thanks for all the good music; I can’t believe it’s been 15 years since “No, No, No: Part 2” was released. I still love that song now just as much as I did when I was 12 years old. Although, now that I’m almost 30, I feel like I need to ask you a few things before we move any further in our relationship.</p> <p>First, did you know that the only guys that like “Independent Women” are broke shit less? It’s true, B. Maybe you can you “write” that song?</p> <p>Additionally, you didn’t really put too much emphasis on the lyric “I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get, Ladies it ain’t easy being independent.” But in hindsight, your dad, Matthew Knowles, was the one sacrificing and you just threw all of your friends under the bus when times got hard. What was THAT about?</p> <p>Second, why did Michelle always get the wack third verse? Specifically, in “Soldier,” 5 out of the 7 terribly written lines all ended with the word “tonight” and came AFTER Lil’ Wayne’s weird verse; did you decide that?</p> <p>And why is your hair always straight and blonde when you have an album to promote but when you’re on vacation it’s black or braided or lookin like something straight outta Erykah Badu’s wig cabinet? </p> <p>Also, remember on “Fuck Wit Dre Day” how Snoop Dogg used the word “Bootylicious” to describe Eazy E’s rap style? Yeah, us too. Curious as to why you would want to take credit for making up that word.</p> <p>Anyways, let me know!</p> <p>Hope to hear from you soon,</p> <p>Marcella Arguello. </p> <p>P.S. Tell your dad to put together a new singing girl group and put it on a reality television show called, “Father Knowles Best!” </p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52959595564http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52959595564Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:00:38 -0700beyoncebootyliciousdestinyschildmrscarterbeyonceknowles<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fc7c008c46d74b6b3c36902d99f3e45/tumblr_mo6thpGmQf1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="Apple-style-span">It’s back! </span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">SCREAM! A Tribute to Michael Jackson at The Comedy Store returns on June 25th at 11pm. The line up is stellar, and we don’t know what to expect! But one thing is for sure, there will be great comedians, some doing comedy, some dancing, and some even singing. It is going to be a memorable evening!</span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Please say you’ll make it! It’s my creation and I love this show so much. </span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Hope to see you there, Los Angeles!!</span></p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52637290601http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52637290601Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:20:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e37e0f6c72dd5adbab7c5c29650ae7c8/tumblr_mo34sjIMls1r48veko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailyburp.tumblr.com/post/52473388206/comedian-owen-smith-contributes-to-the-daily">thedailyburp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Comedian <a href="http://www.twitter.com/OwenSmith4Real">Owen Smith</a> contributes to The Daily Burp! </span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">“Okay, so I got my Cosby on and made some pudding. It was good as shit…dammit Bill would never say “shit”. Oh well, it’s a good thing I didn’t take a picture before I ate it b/c ironically there is no way to make a bowl of photographed pudding NOT look like shit.”</span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">Love it!</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Been a minute, but I updated my anti-food blog food blog, The Daily Burp! Follow!!</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52473470830http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/52473470830Sat, 08 Jun 2013 10:35:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6482c1a4eb3a54966d72fc1c3e45ec5d/tumblr_mm8sr3uJLR1rhx7ggo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51813733961http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51813733961Fri, 31 May 2013 10:20:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc6fdd21d9222304f24cf5d9cb3e0efa/tumblr_mnfpatNG7w1s614nuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Always loved Jackie.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51527936057http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51527936057Mon, 27 May 2013 19:34:19 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/335253b9435a4eff5aaf2711ba4f7967/tumblr_mnf5mcr5AO1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Still can’t believe I was in Japan last week. What an incredible time!</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51409318589http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/51409318589Sun, 26 May 2013 11:49:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db3e782cfe3413b575016b47f8a647e4/tumblr_ml26khUxe31s9ato8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Last night.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/47648226057http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/47648226057Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:53:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88v16nzlw1rc8rsqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My favorites.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/45357846122http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/45357846122Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:02:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/065e79b2a0f4620e052a2a1a53d32f48/tumblr_mjk4qvvQiG1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="Apple-style-span">Look at this amazing line up that I get to be included on! So cool! April 5th, see you at the secret location!!</span></p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/45196846216http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/45196846216Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:04:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5375232ad5509d78956cb162182c26d9/tumblr_mj4cxgNf7K1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Catch me at The Laugh Factory tonight at 8pm!!</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/44553788379http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/44553788379Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:00:42 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d80289167e0ee08f62435aa64513a32/tumblr_miqqreT8oP1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Remnants of the Gambit costume my mom made for my brother way back when.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43917451940http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43917451940Sun, 24 Feb 2013 12:11:38 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3fbueou4hGg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This song never gets old. And Paul F. Tompkins and Maya Rudolph just made it legendary. </p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43414895455http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43414895455Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:36:23 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ce0cwi4g54U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Happy Valentine’s Day!! Kiss someone you love!</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43090197612http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/43090197612Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:26:16 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/574565b4b3979bdef11fbde8ad84aedf/tumblr_mi36y7F6PT1qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Definition of a bad friend: Someone who posts a good picture of themselves but not of you.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/42894480283http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/42894480283Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:58:55 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_ac7U30xws4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://huffpostcomedy.tumblr.com/post/42047420530/women-arent-funny-bonnie-mcfarlane-documentary">huffpostcomedy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/women-arent-funny-bonnie-mcfarlane_n_2591915.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy">“Women Aren’t Funny”: Bonnie McFarlane Documentary Trailer Released</a></p> </blockquote>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/42063132604http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/42063132604Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:25:17 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MvVPs9niblE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>OMG. How have I never heard her version until now??? </p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/41546545414http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/41546545414Sat, 26 Jan 2013 12:37:29 -0800<p><a href="http://nannytales.tumblr.com/post/464622813/how-do-white-people-talk-to-their-kids" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">March 21, 2010</a></p> <h1><a href="http://nannytales.tumblr.com/post/464622813/how-do-white-people-talk-to-their-kids" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">How Do White People Talk To Their Kids??</a></h1> <p>We were playing in her front yard and she made some comment to which I replied,</p> <p>“Girl, you trippin”</p> <p>And she says,</p> <p>“I’m not trippin, I’m outside!”</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/41394433664http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/41394433664Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:38:17 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4dae34fe6c51c7614462b198bbba0829/tumblr_mg37w85QNR1qecllao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://grege54.tumblr.com/post/39637073529/me-and-michael-marcella-arguello-jackson-new-years" class="tumblr_blog">grege54</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me and Michael Marcella ARGUELLO Jackson new years 2013!</p></blockquote> <p>Greg Edwards.</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/39773038758http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/39773038758Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:21:09 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db37f1eb593b1c9d443a9a27d8210062/tumblr_mg66zkDdm31qg16yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Valentine’s Day is coming up if anyone wants to be romantic and buy this for me. #tacobell #valentines #bemine</p>http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/39770187612http://marcellacomedy.tumblr.com/post/39770187612Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:45:20 -0800beminevalentinestacobell